Happy Holidays!!!

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Just when you think you are free, your W2 arrives with postage due...
NOTE: Compare to crappy years 2008, 2007, and 2006

Congratulations To Class Of '87 Member Bold Enough To Remain Brunette

Blog Ceases To Be Funny

Remains Of Santa Found In Chimney To Nowhere

TripAdvisor Renames "Cities I've Visited" Facebook Application

Cities I've Visited McDonalds

Pregnant Woman Craves Not Being Pregnant

Because Who Doesn't Need A Little Bit More Understanding...

...of the classic '80s hit "Total Eclipse of the Heart"

And don't forget to check out this Literal Video Version after you've reviewed the lyrics

Lastly, for those not yet born in '84 or simply with better taste in music, here's the Wikipedia link

Setting Feminism Back 100 Years

Ever wanted to be a stripper, or just act like one?
Is a metal pole the most creative home decorating idea you've had in decades?

If so, or simply if you're curious, CLICK HERE

I particularly enjoyed the illustration they used to depict club locations:

Trading Down

Pictured: Burger King soda fountain pairing suggestions

Priceless

Flower arrangements ...... $800

Lace and silk organza gown ....... $4000

Being fondled by a friend's husband at your wedding reception ...... PRICELESS!!!!

The Knot.com Exclusive T-Shirt

When I Die, I Hope To Be Remembered For My Power Point Presentations

Bebemoche Faces Existential Crisis

Can one come up with good posts when not cavorting with assholes who provide copious content? Only time will tell...

Reporting From India

Today we met several Americans from Chicago. They had come to India because they were "on a spiritual journey" which had apparently taken them to the largest shopping mall in Bangalore.

The force is strong at the mall.

Wishing You A Happy New Year!