I Don't Care About You, Your Baby, And (Especially) Your Baby's Poop

I have a high tolerance for b.s. from people, as I don't particularly have a choice given my chosen profession. However, when I received an e-mail from an utter bitch going all ga-ga over her new baby and expounding upon all of the possible color, consistency, and smell combinations of baby poop, that was enough to push even me over the edge.