Bebemoche Extends Her Deepest Sympathies To The Well-dressed Man Who Must Listen To This Nonsense From His Project Manager

"I did this in the plane in 2 minutes, and I am being reasonably modest"

"Since you are dressed better than A., I assume you are right"

"That green sweater you have, interesting color. If I wore a sweater like that, it would look like I had liver problems"

"Stop using Jargon. Converged services - It sounds like two cowgirls"