Thursday, February 08, 2007

Aging Indicator #2: Booty Trade-Off Index

Young and Carefree: Would gladly trade years of Ivy League education for tighter booty. Booty generally tight to begin with

Watch Out: Slow decline of booty, often encouraged by desk job, offset by increase in wit and confidence

Old Fogey: Using revenues generated as result of years of Ivy League education to replace booty

(1) The BootyTrade-Off Index has been generously and inadvertently inspired by a recent acquaintance, thus the emphasis on Ivy League education
(2) Intended definition of booty

1 comment:

  1. From: The Beastie Boys
    Re: Definition of "Booty"

    -Professor, what's another word for pirate treasure?
    -Why I think it's booty, booty, b-b-b-b-b-booty. That's what it is.

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