In Case You Forget Whose Cans These Are...

There are many reasons to mark your plastic trash cans with your name:

• Rampant plastic trash can theft
• Coveting of trash cans by envious neighbors
• Pride in all 80 gallons of one's exterior trash storage capacity
• Love of orange spray paint 
• Desire to increase the value of one's home
• No other remaining items to monogram
• Impeccable taste

Which reasons, if not all, could it be that have brought our neighbors' trash area to new aesthetic heights?