Technology has not always had a positive impact on all of our lives. However, I for one am thankful that it helps me publish important breaking news and stories of consequence. After all, what would your lives be without hearing of events such as Avocadogate?
Listening to 80s tunes this past weekend, I couldn't help but realize that technology has also resolved various problems that we faced back in the day:
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| Sammy Hagar has issues with the speed limit, and his hair |
Billie Jean is not his lover... and he can prove it with genetic testing
He can't drive 55... thank goodness he can use autopilot
She can't get through on the telephone... confirming that he is ignoring her and she should move on
Hanging the DJ would be a felony... just click on the icon for a new vibe
Never gonna give you up... He can stalk you on the internet and social media for the rest of your life, whether you like it or not
The blessings of modern times!
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