Bebemoche Left To Eat Entire Bag of Krispy Kreme Mini Crullers Alone

My intention was to share, but colleagues stared at the bag as though it was evil, and then disappeared. One bag amounts to about 240 grams of fat, or enough for 6 days. I don't understand how a Cruller that does not even weigh as much can contain 7 grams of fat. Maybe I'll have figured that out by the time I get to the bottom of the bag.