Read "Cacique Bueno's All Too Raucous Life"

A shameless plug, I know. But I like so much when I can serve as an inspiration to the less fortunate or just plain stupid, such as Cacique Bueno. For all I know, Cacique Bueno does not even know what the word "metaphysical" means, but isn't it a beautiful thing that he has pushed that feeble little mind of his to the limit once again.