Don't Know About The LeBaron...But The Rest Is OK

We do other things than get bored and frustrated on this project. Today, we were discussing the declining image of Tom Cruise and reminiscing about the film Top Gun...

which led me into a tirade about role models for girls and how competent sexy blonde flight instructors in leather skirts and stilettos should perhaps not be sleeping with their students despite any resemblance the students may bear to Tom Cruise...

which led the Partner on my project to quote this "classic" song...

Short Skirt, Long Jacket
by Cake

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what’s best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who’s fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She’s playing with her jewelry
She’s putting up her hair
She’s touring the facilities
And picking up the slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete, to cut her red tape

With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tainted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She’s touring the facilities and picking up the slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket

I want a girl with smooth liquidation
I want a girl with the right dividends
At Citibank we will meet accidentally
We’ll start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cupholder armrest
She wants a car that will get her there
She’s changing her name
From Kitty to Karen
She’s trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket