Who Said Romance Was Dead?

These are fortunately not from my personal experience. All are true:

April 2006 - After a reasonably pleasant dinner date at the door the guy reaches to unbutton my pants (as opposed to the customary first kiss). When I asked what the hell he thought he was doing his response was "You looked like you might be full"

January 2007 - On a date after being asked for advice about how to get rid of the other woman he was dating (whose picture was propped up on the dashboard of his car when I got in to go on the date), the man says "Would you be willing to sign a prenuptial agreement?"

This past weekend at a party - "I've recently discovered God . . ." sixty second pause ". . . will you have sex with me tonight?" I'd met him 10 minutes before.