I am sorry to report that my freakish profile (featured again below, for anyone who might have forgotten the vivid imagery) has failed to deter new "dates" from contacting me on ivyleague.com.
Attention The Best and The Brightest: 34 year old pagan seeks companion under age 85. You can read, are proficient in trash disposal, believe in crystal power, and summer in East Hampton. Criminal record not frowned upon. Drop me and my 25 cats a line. NY metro area
One would imagine that at the very least I would receive some sort of entertaining response such as: "Which gods do you worship?" or "When can I meet the cats in East Hampton?"
But no.
The mail reads, "I like your profile."
Yet another man who will never know my real name...
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