Highlights From My Day

• Realizing after an hour-long meeting with three headhunters that my fly had been undone for the entire time. I'm sure I made a great first impression!
• Dumping my cold cappucino over my black suit jacket. Fortunately, that was after the meeting
• Watching my oh-so-impressive new colleague practice his air-golf swing during a conference call
• Coming home to relax and scrub the bathtub /mop my bathroom floor (you would understand if you saw the state of my bathroom). Too bad the mop broke