Cow Says F--- You All

After years of trying to find someone else to make interior design decisions that I'd prefer not to spend time on, I finally gave up and took them upon myself.  Slowly.  I wouldn't say that I have made much progress on this task that I could not care less about.  However, I fortunately have Instagram nudging me along with visual inspiration.  

But then I am occasionally blinded by the sins of an interior designer, in this case a crime perpetrated by an "innovative giant" with a "unique design vision" and "carefully edited aesthetic."  How much do you think his clients paid for the selection and installation of Cow Says Fuck You All?*  (Guide your eyes towards the hot pink and read the text)

I'm not sure I could sit comfortably at that table
 knowing that the cows above wished me ill

Update: An eagle-eyed reader pointed out that the artwork (loosely defined) on the left is Shits.  All the more reason to avoid this seating area, and this designer.  

Coming soon to a high-end design publication near you.  In the meantime, I'll be sticking with my own personal taste, thank you very much.

 

* Why not Fish Says Fuck You All or Shark Says Fuck You All instead?  

Had I known that it was so easy to make money as an artist I would have changed my career path long ago

Interior design credit: https://www.philipgorrivan.com/about