For The Ladies

Dear single ladies, I've been watching some fabulous films lately. There's no longer any need to be concerned about finding the loves of your lives. Hollywood has got it all worked out for you. Seeking hope? Try these films:

The Wedding Date - Fall in love with a sexy male prostitute (it's free)
Hitch - If you can not handle the male prostitute idea, then why not just go for a pick-up artist?

Now after four hours of that, how could anyone believe that there are no longer any eligible single men?