Quotation Of The Week

Last night, I hung out with my friend FBR (FBR, if you are reading this, contact me for acronym explanation), and another "manly man" friend of his.

Manly Man went into a long description of how, when he was fired from his last job and had lots of free time in [West Coast state], he decided to build a Japanese tea house in his back yard. Apparently the tea house is quite elaborate, and surrounded by cherry trees since the house is on property that once was an orchard.

After an in-depth description of the tea house, its delicate paper-paned sliding doors, and its typically Japanese flowery setting, FBR says: "So, do you have problems with ninjas?"

I could have died laughing.