Are We Children, Or Professionals? We Are Children.

I did not want to blog too much about my job, seeing that it is a huge buzz kill and Bebemoche Hits The Streets is supposed to be fun, but I just wanted to share some of my recent workplace experiences. Therefore, I've decided to describe each with broad brushtrokes* and then illustrate each with an expressive haiku reflecting my thought leadership* (in good taste, of course, and taking some liberties with length and meter).

(Edited to protect the careers of the innocent)

Bitch
you gonna be put in your place
not mine

*mark your BBBB cards, kids